paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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5SOS: wooooooo

5SOS: wooooooo

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absolutelyirwin:

when she doesn’t call you tomorrow at ten

when she isn’t a part of the minority

when the make-up runs down her face

when you don’t like the sounds she makes

when her minivan doesn’t get you going

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5sostrum:

5SOS Newsletter September 25, 2014

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lukesextme:

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5SOS + favorite keeks

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ohemmoh:

luke, michael, calum : hey guys we love you!

ashton : 1,000 word 12 point times new roman mla format essay

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maimitch:

(Ash): We wanted a real pet, but we’re not mentally capable of having a real, living animal. So we had a plastic dog and his name was Ketchup. And then someone, someone with a vengeance on our band broke in stole Ketchup from under our wing. 

(Michael): I met the person who stole Ketchup and they asked me to sign him. 

(Ash): There were marks on the wall of where she climbed over. She was crazy. She broke in and stole our beloved Ketchup.

(Int.): It’s a plastic dog.

(Ash): Don’t just call it a plastic dog. We use to throw him in the pool, I have so many fond memories.

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5sos-official:

"This next song isn’t about taking the short way home" - Luke Hemmings

#5SOSTHEALBUM
iTunes deluxe: http://po.st/Hguvl8
Google Play: http://po.st/sCWRTk
Webstore physicals: http://po.st/v8K3Gj

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